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That’s going to be the weirdest thing to have when they aren’t together anymore.

That’s going to be the weirdest thing to have when they aren’t together anymore.

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She can call me SpongeBob

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How the fuck is it possible to not like Mel the Milkbite?

How the fuck is it possible to not like Mel the Milkbite?

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He also measures boob circumference at the strip clubs. 

He also measures boob circumference at the strip clubs. 

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If I was a Penguin i’d never have to worry about being late for work again.

If I was a Penguin i’d never have to worry about being late for work again.

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Gangster ass mini-Kanye

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Your Face + My Mouth = A Good Time.

Your Face + My Mouth = A Good Time.

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The real problem with Facebook.

The real problem with Facebook.

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That moment you realize your boxers are up too high but you’re handcuffed to a bed.

That moment you realize your boxers are up too high but you’re handcuffed to a bed.

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars…

I can ride my bike with no handlebars…